What the fuck am I doing?

21 Year Old Student/Retail Worker living in Oregon.

Not as sassy as the name suggests.
and I eat a lot of brownies.

So I got a random invite to a graduation party at 9:40 at night.

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via shychandelure)

sarah-the-artiste:

every-day-im-tumbling-and-stuff:

psdo:

dreadfully-boring:

tearstainedashes:

thefancyphillip:

mystsaphyr:

snerpahsnerr:

2olluxii2liife:

peterbec:

A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret

i

wasn’t expecting that

IT’S BACK.

IT’S BACK IT’S BACK

BEST EVER

I’M SO DONE

What…

What the actual fuck did I just watch?

I’m not sure what I was expecting

Oh thank god, I thought this had been lost in the bowels of the internet forever.

WATCH.

I THOUGHT 

I

PLOT TWIST 

IT’S BACK

(Source: aerisoul, via movie-junkie)