What the fuck am I doing?

21 Year Old Student/Retail Worker living in Oregon.

Not as sassy as the name suggests.
and I eat a lot of brownies.

Apparently I drunkenly liked  a bunch of people on tinder and don’t remember. I have to say that I have good taste while I’m drunk. 

scribbles-of-blue:

Shit my cockatiel does.

(via shychandelure)

My friends sometimes.

My friends sometimes.

anacondom:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

what a sad world we live in where we are taught tips that are used in active war zones just to survive school or the mall

anacondom:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

what a sad world we live in where we are taught tips that are used in active war zones just to survive school or the mall

(Source: laharl-sama, via nyxs-little-abode)

Why is it so damn hot!?

brainstatic:

Jumanji taught us that the scariest thing in the African jungle is the white guy with a gun.

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